In Africa, send stickers

Leaving the United States, I was sure many things would change, language, climate and everything else. What I wasn't prepared for was the amount of things that stayed the same. In short, I have a price out on my head for jacking someone's hot pink velociraptor silly-band, much like I would if I had done the same thing at camp. A similar tale could be told as regard my moto-helmet. Seeing as many of my fellow stagiers are from such illustrious places as Ohio and Florida State (found in Trailerhasse, FL) and persist in hating when I have my UF hat on, I am asking for PARTICULARY OBNOXIOUS UF stickers. There is a premium for stickers which denote Seminoles failing. (appologies to Jeff for stealing his helmet motif).